72 Virgins--The Reward
for Allah's Dead "Followers" or Believers"
(It is All Idiocy and Nonsense)
by
Victor Edward Swanson,
publisher
The Hologlobe Press
Postal Box 5263
Cheboygan, Michigan 49721
The United States of America
copyright c. 2013
April 29, 2013
(Version 1)
(Draft version)
"72 virgins"--this is the believed reward given by Allah to "followers" or "believers"--followers of Sharia--who get killed in their efforts to kill non-believers of Sharia or non-followers of Allah or whoever. Such nonsense at the very least is the idea that a "follower" or "believer" who worked on behalf of Allah will get to have 72 virgins upon death. By the way, I wonder why it is "72 virgins" and not "99 virgins" or "53 virgins" or "10,946 virgins" in the idea? So for the sake of argument, I use the "72 virgins" in this document. So, the "follower" or "believer" dies and gets "72 virgins" to have sexual relations with, or at least that seems to be the idea (I assume the "follower" or "believer" does not want the "72 virgins" as guests to take to the beach or to make dinner on a regular basis). Oh, I bet the "72 virgins" idea goes back to centuries, and it was set up with "virgins" so that future "followers" or "believers" would not end up with people with sexuality-transmitted diseases (it wa a time with "germs" and such were not understood). Notice I used "people" in the previous sentence, and I used it since the "follower" or "believer" could be a male who would want "72 female virgins" or the "follower" or "believer" could be a female who would want "72 male virgins" or the "follower" or "believer" could be a male who would wants "72 male virgins" or the "follower" or "believer" could be a female who would want "72 female virgins" or the "follower" or "believer" could be a male who would want a group of males and females that adds up to "72 virgins," et cetera. Now, I say--The "follower" or "believer" gets "72 virgins" and then what happens? The "follower" or "believer" has sexual relations with the "72 virgins," and once the "follower" or "believer" has sexual relations with each of the "72 virgins," then there is, it seems, other time left. What does the "follower" or "believer" do with the rest of the time? I assume there is other time. Does the "follower" or "believer" go shopping for new robes or go shopping at K-Mart? Since the "follower" or "believer" was the first to have sexual relations with each of the "72 virgins," I guess the "follower" or "believer" can have sexual relations with each again, though, officially, the "72" are not "virgins" anymore. So, more sexual encounters takes place. By the way, is the "follower" or "believer" trying to create babies--more "followers" or "believers"--though not on Earth or human anymore (that could only happen, it seems, when the "follower" or "believer" is a male having sexual relations with a female or with females or when the "follower" or "believer" is a female having sexual relations with a male or with males). Of course, for example, maybe, if the "follower" or "believer" is a male, the "follower" or "believer" is doing nothing but doing pelvic thrusting on a continual basis--twenty-four-seven or forever. Oh, maybe, when "follower" or "believer" is not involved in sexual intercourse, the "follower" or "believer" could be at work or employed in a job, and "follower" or "believer" could be employed at a shoe-shine shop or in a bank or at an oil-drilling company. Of course, in between having sexual-intercourse sessions, the "follower" or "believer" could sit around a campfire and talk about having sexual intercourse, and the "follower" or "believer" could be drinking bottle upon bottle wine, and "follower" or "believer" could be boasting about how big the penis of the "follower" or "believer" is or how gorgeous the vagina of the "follower" or "believer" is Does the "follower" or "believer" have sexual intercourse when the sun is up or when the sun is down? Is there a sun at the place where the "follower" or "believer" ends up? What happens if one of the former "virgins" has sexual relations with another "follower" or "believer" of Allah after having sexual intercourse with the "follower" or "believer?" Then the number could drop to "71" sexual-relationship partners. Of course, Allah could supply a replacement "virgin" for the "follower" or "believer." Oh, are the "72 virgins" creepy looking, dirty looking, pretty, handsome, fat, or whatever? (I have heard the virgins may have, for one, cone-shaped breasts, non-stagging breasts.) Where do these so-called "virgins" come from? Does Allah snap fingers and a "virgin" shows up. If the reward is only "72 virgins," maybe the "follower" or "believer" gets nothing else, such as a place where sexual intercourse could take place, such as a wonderful palace or a white-sand beach, and maybe the "follower" or "believer" gets to do nothing else in the after-life except have sexual intercourse. Where does this "follower" or "believer" live? Does the "follower" or "believer" have a big house or palace? What is the limit on how big a place, such as a house or palace, can be for the "follower" or "believer" of Allah who, you must remember, is now dead? Who made the home? Maybe, the "follower" or "believer" has to do the building, which takes away from the "follower" or "believer" time to have sexual intercourse with one of the "72 virgins" or more than one of the "72 virgins." The "72 virgins" have to have place to life, I assume. The home for the "follower" or "believer" might have to have at least seventy-two bedrooms. Who does the house cleaning? There has to be dirt. If there is no dirt and such, then there is nothing from which to make a house or palace. Does the "follower" or "believer" live in the same town or city in which all the other dead "followers" or "believers"--each with "72 virgins" live. If the "follower" or "believer" lives in a town or city with 99 other "followers" or "believers," then the "follower" or "believer" lives in a town or city with at least 7,300 persons (at least 100 dead "followers" or "believers" and "7,200 virgins"). To date, how many "followers" or "believers" are currently on Allah's list of those getting "virgins"--hundreds or thousands? By the way, the "7,200 virgins" must be dead if the "followers" or "believers" are dead. What is it like to have sexual intercourse with a dead person? If, for example, you have a town or city with 7,300 persons, how do they get around? Do they have cars or buses? Oh, the "follower" or "believer" could have sexual intercourse with a virgin in a bus while the bus is traveling down some road to some place. Why is "follower" or "believer" going somewhere? Where is there to go and what is there to do? At the destination, the "follower" or "believer" could have sexual intercourse with another of the "72 virgins." Maybe, that is it--Most of the time, the "follower" or "believer" is simply traveling from place to place with have sexual intercourse with the "72 virgins" when not actually having sexual intercourse. Who builds the roads or who built the roads? Maybe, between sexual-intercourse sessions, the "follower" or "believer" of Allah, who, it must be remembered once again died, has to travel for a billion-billion-light-years between each sexual-intercourse session. So, the "follower" or "believer" would have to have a space ship--probably something without "wrap drive." Maybe, the "follower" or "believer" can fly through space without a spacesuit on.
Well, that is enough of that--it is getting "way out." The "72 virgins" idea comes out of the mind of the insane, because it does not make sense, and that means those who believe in the "72 virgins" idea are insane. And it must be remembered Barack Obama has shown support of Sharia, such as by making friends with members of the Muslim Brotherhood (a group of Islamic terrorists and killers)..
Bibliography:
"Does the Qyran really promise Islamic martyrs 72 virgins?" justislam.com.
"72 Virgins." Wikiislam.net, 19 April 2013.
Perry, Dr. Avi. "WHERE DID THE NOTION OF 72 VIRGINS IN ISLAMIC PARADISE COME FROM?" allrightmagazine.com, 27 June 2010.
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