Victor Edward Swanson,
The Hologlobe Press
Postal Box 5263
Cheboygan, Michigan 49721
copyright c. 2009
(June 16, 2009)
I have been thinking about a serious topic lately, and that topic is "Mating in the United States of America," and the topic is in my mind because the summer season is here again, and that is the time when guys look for gals, and gals look for guys.. I know in this day and age, which I call the "pseudo-information age" (or, more fully, the "pseudo-information age and the age of ignorance"), smart gals are probably having incredible trouble attracting smart guys (to me, smart guys are the truly smart guys, and the smart gals are the truly smart gals--they are not those "eggheads" or psuedo-smart people or the Harvard idiots (Harvard has surely put out a lot of idiots who are politicians and lawyers and who are hurting the country today, such as Governor Jennifer Granholm of Michigan), or the like. I have come up with a solution to help the smart gal who is looking for a smart guy:
First, you--the smart gal--should get yourself a great bikini. Second, you--the smart gal--should watch the weather reports and get ready to head to your favorite beach on a good beach day (yes, you may take a smart gal who is a friend with you on the proposed trip so that she can do what you are about to do). Third, you--the smart gal--should get some things together for a picnic on the beach (I shall not tell you everything to gather up). Fourth, you--the smart gal--should find a good spot on the beach to show yourself off (yes, your friend, if she comes, should do be at about the same spot on the beach, of course). Fifth, you--the smart gal--should lounge about and sit and pose and be flirty at your spot while reading a copy of the book entitled Liberty and Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto (which is a book written by Mark R. Levin). Sixth, you--the smart gal--must show off the cover of the book (do not hide the cover), since when a truly smart guys sees you with the book--and you are looking sexy in that great bikini--he will stop to talk, knowing you must be smart, given you are reading Liberty and Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto. Seventh, you--the smart gal--should realize that whatever guy stops and talks with you--and he may be, for example, a plumber, an accountant, a trucker, a bowler, a teacher, or a writer--the odds are good that he is a good guy, since if he knows about Liberty and Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto and can talk about it, he will very likely have good moral values, believe in freedom for the individual, fight for The U.S. Constitution, et cetera. Eight, you--the smart gal--should then do what you (a female) normally does to "trap" (if you will) or reel in that smart guy.
And that is my advice, and it is all wrapped up in a commercial for Liberty and Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto, and it is a commercial that no one has paid me any money to put together and post on the Internet, and, wow, I would surely like to walk along the beach and see all types of bikini gals--from smart blondes to smart brunettes, from smart Arab-types of smart African-types, from smart Hawaiians to smart Japanese-types, et cetera--lounging around the beach while reading Liberty and Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto, because I would know this commercial is a success.
Note: The first version of this document was posted on the Internet on June 16, 2009
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